The Empire of United Kingdom ofGreatBritain is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles III with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.135 billion United Kingdom ofGreatBritainians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kingdom ofGreatBritainian economy, worth 816 trillion British pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 159,089 British pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 742,542 per year while the poor average 20,402, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime is totally unknown. United Kingdom ofGreatBritain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

United Kingdom ofGreatBritain is ranked 4,798^th in the world and 205^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 173 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.